Have you found me? Please send a picture to this website along with where you found me (city, state/province, and country please), so that others may follow my adventures.

If you choose to keep me, send a message letting my siblings know that I have a new home.

Twinkle, twinkle little star
Bring us nights in trendy bars
And time well spent with sexy strangers,
Not child-proofing our household dangers.

We'll spend our cash on booze and tattoos,
Not bottles and diapers for baby poop.
No crying, no changing, no picking out names -
We prefer sleeping, fine dining and games.

So, please, little star - No babies for us.
Sterility seems a great deal less fuss.
Childless by choice, that is how we will be
Thanks to you little star - and a vasectomy!

Hi Flint! I am hanging out at Ann's house in Alameda, CA with Mr. Green Sock Monkey. We are having so much fun! Tonight we are going to drive to a place called North Hollywood. Mr. Green Sock Monkey says it is a long drive, but that we will meet more good friends there. Yay! I am attaching some pictures of me and Mr. Green Sock Monkey so that you will know I am safe.

Here I am hanging out at the park in Oakland, California with some friends. Where will I show up next?